{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss\fcharset0 Arial;}} {\colortbl ;\red127\green0\blue0;\red127\green0\blue127;\red128\green0\blue128;} {\*\generator Msftedit 5.41.15.1503;}\viewkind4\uc1\pard\b\f0\fs18 The Suckage: Vol 1. 1993 - 2003.\par By Fiend. \par \b0\par All routes are lead/solo routes that I have failed on or unsuccessfully attempted. This list doesn't include routes I've returned to and climbed, and there's probably a few more I've forgotten. During this era, almost all routes I was (usually easily) capable of physically/technically, and were safe too - almost all routes were failed due to my psychological mediocrity. A few of the"attempted" routes I was just taking a look at before changing my mind (often when soloing). The very few routes that presented any difficulty are marked (diff.) or real seriousness are marked (ser.), the very few routes where an external problem was the cause of failure are marked (ext.). Number of attempts/failures also indicated in brackets. \par \par \b Previous failures:\par \b0 These are routes that were failed via resting, falling, aiding, retreating, avoiding difficulties by going off route, etc.\par - FORGOTTEN means I've forgotten any specific knowledge about the climbing and thus can freely approach the climb again as an effective onsight.\par \par South West/Wales/North England/Scotland: \par \par \cf1 Bow Wall E2 5b **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Jamaican Dub E3 5c ** (diff.)\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par The Spider E1 5b ***\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Plektron (direct finish) E2 5c **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Black Jam Arete HVS 5a * (2)\par Imperialist HVS 5a *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par ??? (Goblin Combe) E1 5b *\par The Burner E2 5b **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par The SuperDirect E1 5b ***\par Sorceror E1 5b ***\par ??? (New route - Leicestershire) E2/3 5b *\par ??? (New route - Leicestershire) E1 5c\par Golden Tower E2 5c ***\par Flick Of The Wrist E2 5c **\par Yellow Fever E2 5b ***\par Barnacle Bill E1 5b ***\par Overhanging Crack E2 5c ***\par Freewheeling E2 5b ** (ser.)\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par ??? (New route - Laggantalluch) E2 5c-ish ** (2)\par The Prophet E2 5c **\par Witches Tooth E1 5b **\par No So Lonely E2 5c **\par Cathy's Clown E2 5c ***\cf0\par \par Staffordshire Gritstone: \par \par \cf1 Matinee HVS 5b ***\par Charlie's Overhang E2 5c * (2)\par \cf0\par Stanage Gritstone: \par \par \cf1 Cox's Pippin VS 5a *\par Original Route E2 5c **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Fern Groove E2 5c **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Wall End Slab Direct E3 5c *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Telli E3 6a * (diff.)\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Punklet HVS 5c *\par Desperation E1 5c **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par \cf0\par Burbage Gritstone: \par \par \cf1 Now Or Never E1 5b **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Poisoned Dwarf HVS 5c *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Nathaniel HVS 5b \par Surform HVS 5b ***\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Regent Street E2 5c ***\par Picadilly Circus E2 5c *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Scoop Connection E3 5b *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Soldier Ant HVS 5b\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1 \par Strapiombante E1 5b ** (2)\par Stiff Cheese E2 5c *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Chequer's Crack HVS 5b *** (4)\par Smoke Ont' Watter E1 6a *\par Saddy E2 5b *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Predator E2 5c *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par The Toy E1 5c **\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par \cf0\par Chatsworth/Chew/Kinder Gritstone: \par \par \cf1 Moyer's Buttress E1 5b ***\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Hearse Arete E1 5b *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1\par Beanstalk Arete E2 5c **\cf0 (2)\cf1\par Private Targets E1 5b *** (ext.)\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\cf1 \par Hanging Slab E1 5b *\cf0 - FORGOTTEN\par \par Yorkshire Gritstone: \par \par \cf1 Red Tape E2 5b **\par Lancet Crack VS 5a **\par Earl Buttress E2 5b *** \par Tufted Crack E1 5c ** (2)\par Monument Crack E1 5b ***\cf0\par \par \b Previous attempts:\par \b0 These are routes which were attempted unsuccessfully but "cleanly" escaped via downclimbing, jumping off, etc. \par \par South West/Wales/North England/Scotland: \par \par \cf2 Incubus HVS 5b *** (ext.) \par Aerobic Wall E2 5c **\par Swink Chimney VS 4c \par Devil's Edge VS 4c\par Undertaker's Buttress S 4b **\par Oyster Slab Super Direct HS 5a * (ext.) \par Short Staircase To The Stars E3 6a (diff.)\par Silly Arete E3 5c *** (2)\par The Pulpit E1 5c ** (2)\par Sorceror E1 5c *** (diff.)\par Captain Kirk E1 5c *\par Epitath Variation E2 5c ** \par The Arete E3 5b ***\par Dead Banana Crack E1 5c ***\par Absent Friends E3 5c *** (2)\par Swine E3 6a ***\par \cf0\par Staffordshire Gritstone: \par \par \cf2 The Bridge of Sighs E3 5c **\par Hen Cloud Eliminate HVS 5b ***\par \cf0\par Stanage Gritstone: \par \par \cf2 Roof Route HVS 5b **\par Kelly's Overhang HVS 5b **\par Impossible Slab E2 5c ** (ser.) (2)\par High Neb Edge HVS 5c *\par Saliva HVS 5a *\par \cf0\par Burbage Gritstone: \par \par \cf2 No Zag HVS 5a *\par The Snivelling Shit E5 6a ** (diff. ser.)\par Three Point Turn HVS 5a *\par \cf0\par Chatsworth/Chew/Kinder Gritstone: \par \par \cf2 Hornblower E1 6b * (diff.)\par Whillan's Blind Variant E1 5b *\par Left-hand Pillar Crack E1 5b **\par Fernhill E2 5c ***\par Rainy Day Blues E3 5c *** (2)\par Happy Landings E2 5c ** (ext.) \par Demon Rib E3 5c ***\par Some E2 crack *\par Wet With Sweat E2 5b * (2)\par Pinball Wizard E2 5c *\par \cf0\par Yorkshire Gritstone: \par \par \cf3 Black Wall Eliminate E2 5c ***\par Butterfingers E1 6a **\cf2\par Plantation Crack HVS 5a **\par Hovis E1 5c ***\par Erasor Direct E2 6a * \par Thin Red Line E2 5b ***\par Trepidation HS 4a *\par Never Climb With Guidebook Writers E1 5b *\par Memorial Wall VS 5a \par Baboon HVS 5b *\par \cf0\par ------\par \par \b New Zealand failures:\par \par \b0 Hong Kong:\par \par \cf1 The Corner F6c+ ***\par ??? (Beacon Hill) F6c **\cf0\b\par \b0\par New Zealand North Island:\par \par \cf1 Brendon Factor 19 ***\par Slapstick 21 * (2)\par ??? (Froggatt) 22 **\par Monsterpiece Theatre 20 ***\par Made In The Shade 21 *\par Dry Reach 22 ***\par La Dolce Vita 21 *\par Burning Deck 17\par Living On A Razor Edge 20\par Madness & Mayhem 22 *\par Thimblerigger 21 *\par Free And Lovely 23 **\par \cf0\par New Zealand South Island:\par \par \cf1 Misery 21\par Superblonde 20 *\par Primal Scream 23 *\par Ground's The Limit 22 *\par Neptune's Gift 20 *\par Suppressed Personalities 20 *\par Jug Jockey 23\par Colonel Malone 22 **\par Future Legend 19 *\par L'Actic Ingredient 22 *\par Sea Of Nipples 19 *\par Slip Up 20 *\par Dr Squat 22 *\par Atomic Thunder Buster 21 *\par Identity Crisis 21 **\par Knights Of The Reich 21 ***\par Sabre Toothed Tart 21 **\par The Sentinel 21\par No Thanks I'd Rather Walk 20 ***\par \cf0\par }